#this man writes pulitzer prize winning books people

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santanadelrey:

i miss the golden age of darren’s stoner tweets

and my personal favorite

　

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How to be classy in three easy steps:

givethem-hell-kid:

thatartyholmesian:

tuesunefraise:

1. Open this tab.
2. Open this tab.
3. Open this tab.

SO GLAD THIS IS BACK

im classy

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And All That Fun Stuff

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

imagine going to a concert and being the only member of the audience to show up

　

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Have you ever tried to do a Harry Potter Spell?

bonushumor:

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allison-m-m:

HAH. Too true!

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Society: Your music is shit.

My Chemical Romance: I am not afraid to keep on living.

Society: Emo.

30 Seconds To Mars: This is who I really am.

Society: Emo.

Avenged Sevenfold: Seize the say of die regretting the time you lost.

Society: Emo.

Linkin Park: I'll face myself to cross out what I've become.

Society: Emo.

You Me At Six: I'm married to the music for better and for worse.

Society: Emo.

All Time Low: It was like a time bomb set into motion, we knew that we were destined to explode.

Society: Emo.

Nicky Minaj: You a stupid hoe.

Society: oMG S0 INSPIrATIONaL !11!!!!1!1!!

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neodad:

you know when you ask your sister to get you some gummy candy but you really mean SOUR gummy candy so when she comes home with your gummy bears you are very disappointed and forget them in the sun and then they congeal into one single 990 calorie gummy rectangle and you spend 10 minutes cutting it out of the bag so you can take a picture for the internet

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